Eat ME Bite YOU

Audition Tape for NORENTTV
Get me on a webseries!

If you wish to be loved, love.

If you wish to be loved, love.

first open mic in the bag thanks to everyone who showed love!…love you all #muah #drunkenpoet #ONEMIC #love #poetry #mermaidsgetlaid #talent

first open mic in the bag thanks to everyone who showed love!…love you all #muah #drunkenpoet #ONEMIC #love #poetry #mermaidsgetlaid #talent

Arbed’s Guide To Awkward Living

First and foremost, Happy New Years to everyone!

Starting today i will be making weekly entries in a segment I’m calling Arbed’s Guide To Awkward Living. In this segment, I will give my tips on anything from first dates, fidelity, good sex, hating your boss, falling in love and etc.

Stay Tuned…

Always remember to…
Stay Beautiful

Don’t ever let others intimidate you…After all they are watching for a reason.
When it all comes crashing down,
Remember to ALWAYS stay beautiful! <3

Don’t ever let others intimidate you…After all they are watching for a reason.

When it all comes crashing down,

Remember to ALWAYS stay beautiful! <3

Mornin&#8217; beautiful world!&#8230;super appreciative of the crazy/awkward/exciting/inspirational weekend&#8230;remember to ALWAYS LOVE WITH YOUR ALL #happymonday #love #happy #celebrateyourself #inspire

Mornin’ beautiful world!…super appreciative of the crazy/awkward/exciting/inspirational weekend…remember to ALWAYS LOVE WITH YOUR ALL #happymonday #love #happy #celebrateyourself #inspire

and then there were three sexy mofos! #beautifulpeople #hisbro #mermaidnation #muah #24 #youmad

and then there were three sexy mofos! #beautifulpeople #hisbro #mermaidnation #muah #24 #youmad

and so the day begins&#8230;Lipstick Lifestyle is upon us #pink #mermaidsgetlaid #muah

and so the day begins…Lipstick Lifestyle is upon us #pink #mermaidsgetlaid #muah

messy bun chronicles &#8230; #bedhead #dontwannagetoutofbed #luvlonghashtags #gm #muah #happysaturday #yourwelcome

messy bun chronicles … #bedhead #dontwannagetoutofbed #luvlonghashtags #gm #muah #happysaturday #yourwelcome

My ugly X-Mas sweater&#8230; #happyholidays #swag #youmad #yourwelcome

My ugly X-Mas sweater… #happyholidays #swag #youmad #yourwelcome